My (unsuccessful) application to date Sonic

How do you FEEL about food. Why do you eat?
When I'm working, food is something to keep me from passing out. When I have free time, food is pleasure.
What is your biggest flaw?

I'm damn stubborn.
What is your hangup with your mother?
She's as stubborn as I am.
3 favorite authors
Jeanette Winterson, Robert Jordan, Orson Scott Card
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
Your friends still like you, you still like your friends.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
Nightmares.
What is your favorite animal? Describe it.
Toss-up between cats and ferrets. Both are fuzzy, cats don't squish and ferrets do.
- How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
  sometimes a few months, sometimes within two hours.
- Jump her?
  Lessee, last time it was 4 months, and she jumped me.
- Dump her?
  Can't say I've dumped a girl before... We've always been friends later.
- How old were you when you first kissed?
  on the cheek - 5 (Amy) french - 17 (Suzanne)
- Had sex? 25
- Smoked Pot? 22
- Do you use recreational drugs? sometimes
- What? pot
- When? rarely - probably not enough, but it rips up my lungs (pneumonia sucked)
- Still? not recently
- Have you ever been married/lived with someone? married: no, lived-with: yes
- Who worked? yes
- Who cooked? yes
- Who cleaned? rarely
Do you know how to cook? Yes!
Do you like to cook? Oh, yes!
What are the things you cook best? Bread, pastries, wholesome Italian dinners
- Have you ever used any of the following:
- gel (yup, keeps the curls out of my eyes),
- hairspray (once, but it sucks),
- mousse (a long, long, time ago),
- eyeliner (once or twice, I'm not much on makeup),
- cologne (I tried on my dad's when I was a kid),
- deoderant (yes),
- conditioner (yes, once again, the curls - maybe I'll get a crewcut again.)
- zit cream (no),
- aftershave (not too effective on legs)
- What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
  
  I played lacrosse on a boys team
- College student?
  I hung on the outside of a building in mid-December in Boston, balancing on a snowy ledge, hanging Xmas lights, hoping that the building's security guard who was walking by wouldn't look up.
- Working stiff? I bicycled on Market St.
If you were a fruit or vegetable, what would you be?
cauliflower (did I spell that right?)
If I were, what would I be?
a pomelo (kindof like a grapefruit, but sweeter)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
I'd walk up and introduce myself, but I wouldn't worry or anything like that. Men aren't really a threat to my love life.
Do you think there is life after death? On other planets?

I'm not sure. Yes.
Are you psychic? Not particularly. My sisters are.
Are you psycho? According to some.
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to go completely insane?

Yes, I'm an artist. I spend most of my time in other places than where I really am then.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
hell, no.
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?

no, but I once had a crush on one.
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?

damn good antibiotics (I owe my life to 'em)
What is the biggest problem all women have?
obtaining autonomy
What is the biggest problem all men have?

relinquishing control
What is the biggest problem with our society? (no more than 5 lines)

People still want to hurt each other.
Do you prefer plants or animals?

animals- they purr, squeak, warble, and bite
- If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
  probably a plane ticket back to San Francisco
- The second? I'd pay off my student loans and my lung surgeon.
- The last? a piece of land somewhere
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?

on my personal path: my mom
on my art : Amy Kravitz
How do people describe you?

Burly, weird, tall, athletic, strong, steadfast, quick-witted.
How do you describe yourself?
burly, outdoorsy, curly-topped, moody, creative, original, cyclist, chocolate-lover, wearer of overalls, big dyke.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? Yes. Which? Girljock.
What are your favorite shoes?

a toss-up between my birkenstocks and my cycling shoes

Heck- I'm not sure if I'll even get a response, but these sure were a bunch of unusual questions.